Why pick one Bravo show when you can have a piece of them all!

Included:
8 pouches with your quotes of choice from all the Bravo universe.
(Also included is a complementary straw for each pouch!)

Pick your favorite 8 quotes from any of the quotes listed below to build your custom pack:

🍷 VANDERPUMP RULES:
-IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SO GO F*CK YOURSELF
-I'M ON THE BRIM OF FREAKING OUT
-I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU BUT I'LL TAKE A PINOT GRIGIO
-ROT IN HELL JAX
-I CANT CRY BECAUSE THESE EYELASHES ARE MINK
-ITS NOT ABOUT THE PASTA
-IM SORRY I CALLED YOU A TWAT
-SHE'S A FULL-ON BUNNER BOILER PSYCHO

💎 RHOBH
-SOME PEOPLE CALL ME COLD BUT THAT’S NOT ICE ITS DIAMONDS
-IF YOU CANT BE MY FREND JUST PLEASE DON’T BE MY ENEMY
-YOU STOLE MY GOD DAMN HOUSE
-PAT THE PUSS
-THE MORALLY CORRUPT FAYE RESNICK
-DID YOU KNOW? $25K!
-I WILL FUCK YOUR HUSBAND FOR A CHANEL BAG
-YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING LIAR CAMILLE

🐶 RIP LVP
- -I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT DOGS JUST NOT CRAZY ABOUT BITCHES
-OH BLOODY HELL I AM GOING TO HAVE TO PUT OUT TONIGHT
-CHECKMATE BITCH
-BEST FRIEND AND I USE THAT TERM LOOSELY
-YOU’RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO HATE SIT DOWN
-THAT BETTER BE VODKA
-LIFE ISN’T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE BUT IT SHOULD BE
-THIS IS FOR EVERY BLOW JOB I EVER GAVE IT WAS WORTH IT!

🍎 RHONY
-CABARET IS MY CABERNET
-GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
-IT'S TURTLE TIME
-I COOKED, I DECORATED, I MADE IT NICE
-24 KARAT TWAT
-YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS PINOT GRIGIO
-THUG IN A COCKTAIL DRESS
-PLEASE DON’T LET IS BE ABOUT TIME

🍑 RHOA
-YOU ARE A LOW BUDGET BITCH
-BYE ASHY
-DON’T COME FOR ME UNLESS I SEND FOR YOU
-I DON’T KEEP UP WITH JONESES I AM THE JONESES
-SO NASTY AND SO RUDE
-CLOSE YA LEGS TO MARRIED MEN
-WHO GONNA CHECK ME BOO
-I AM VERY RICH BITCH

💪🏻 RHONJ
-YOUR HUSBANDS IN THE POOL
-GET ME PIZZA YOU OLD TROLL
-I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A STRIPPER
-LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY
-A WOMEN ONLY NEEDS TWO THINGS: DUNKIN AND ORAL SEX
-IS BITCH BETTER?
-PROSTITUTION WHORE
-PIECE OF SHIT COKE WHORE HOME WRECKER EVERYDAY

🍊 RHOC
-WHOOP IT UP
-YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC JESUS JUGS
-IM BEING NAILED TO THE CROSS LIKE JESUS WAS
-I CANT STOP EATING
-VICKI GUNVALSON MADE ME FAT
-CALL ANIMAL CONTROL BECAUSE THERE IS A COUGAR ON THE LOOSE
-[SNORING]
-I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS IN MY LIFE

🌸 RHOP
-THE WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT I'M THE WORD ON THE STREET
-PEOPLE COME FOR ME ALL THE TIME THEY JUST DON'T FIND ME
-KARMA IS A BITCH BUT LUCKILY I'M ON HER GOOD SIDE
-WHEREVER I SIT IS THE BADDEST PLACE IN THE BUILDING
-THEY NEED TO DIT DOWN AND TAKE SEVERAL SEATS
-GO ON CHIHUAHUA GO IN
-YOU GOTTA MAKE MILLIONS TO OWN MILLIONS
-THE SHORTER MY HAIR THE SHORTER MY PATIENCE

👠 RHOD
-I’M A TRUE TEXAN NO BULL BUT ALL HORNS
-I’VE GOT HEELS HIGHER THAN YOUR STANDARDS
-I KNOW THE BOYS WHO DID IT
-I DON’T GIVE A DOGS RIP
-THEY ARE JUST HANDS BUT THEY WORK QUITE WELL
-I AM GOING TO NEED MORE TEQUILA
-YOU DON’T MESS WITH ME AND YOU DON’T MESS WIOTH TEXAS
-I PARTY FOR A PURPOSE

📝 MORGAN LETTERS
-YOU DON’T TOUCH THE FUCKING MORGAN LETTERS
-AND THEN YOU DIE AND YOU CATCH SOME DICK ON THE WAY
-I’M NOT ARM CANDY I DON’T SHAVE MY (CAT EMOJI)
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITHOUT DORINDA?
-THAT WAS 17 DIARRHEAS AGO
-SEEING DOUBLE FEELING SINGLE
-LIFESTYLE CHEATER BRAND
-I’M THE STRAW THAT STIRS THE DRINK

🛳️ BELOW DECK :
-CAPTAIN DADDY LEE
-FAKER THAN CHEF MILA'S RESUME
-PREFERENCE SHEET: LIQUID DIET
-ALWAYS A YACHTY NEVER A PRIMARY
-JUNE JUNE HANNAH
-SERVING RESTING BITCH FACE
-ITS NOT A PENIS ITS A ROCKET LAUNCHER
-3RD STEW PROBLEMS

🍹 SUMMER HOUSE
-GOOD VIBE TRIBE
-CLIQUES OVER DICKS
-LETS TALK IN THE PANTRY
-LETS GET TWISTED
-DON'T GET ME ACTIVATED
-SUMMER SHOULD BE FUN
-*ON THE PHONE WITH PERRY
-MORE LIFE

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