Real Housewives Inspired Cocktails!

Dorinda has taught us the art of the “Pre-Dress Drink” and she made it snappy. Draped in Pucci her extra strong version of a Mojito is another classic Dorinda-ism that is seared into my brain forever. So if you want to channel the RHONY women and party like your in a white mansion in Miami try this recipe!

This drink IS about Tom. About Tom being such a creep at his Yacht engagement party that he told Ramona she “smells like grapefruit”. So in honor of this huge creep I introduce to you my version of a Ramona Paloma. Cheers Luann, were pouring this one for you!

There is nothing more RHONJ then a trip at the Jersey Shore. And being a Jersey girl now myself I feel proud to rep this Pina Colada in the Garden State! And as Teresa has maid very clear, pineapple is VERY good for your sex life. So if you wanna channel your inner Dirty Jerz blend yourself this frozen concoction.

There is no greater drinker in the housewives universe then the OG of the OC, Vicki Gunvalson. So if you and your two besties want to be your own Tres Amigos make yourself This Whooptini. Now you don’t need to go to Andeles to Whoop It up!

To honor the sweetest and best dressed pup in California we made a Giggy inspired cocktail with of course, Lisa Vanderpump Rose. So get your matching velour sweatsuit on and make this “Getting Giggy With It Rose Cocktail”!

There was nothing more exhilarating then tho Bolo episode of RHOA so to relive this momentous episode we made a Bolo inspired Mojito with Porsha’s favorite liquor of choice, Hennessy. Perfect for a bachelorette party that is looking to get buck wild and argue over one of the greatest mysteries of the universe….who did sleep with Bolo?