Childless Cat Lady Tote

For all the fabulous childless cat ladies out there, here’s your new favorite tote! Inspired by JD Vance’s… pathetic attempt at an insult, this lavender-trimmed bag reclaims the title with a wink and a lot of style. Measuring a roomy 19.5” W x 11.5” H x 5” D, it’s perfect for beach days, weekend getaways, and bachelorette bashes—anywhere you want to show that being a proud, independent cat lover is the ultimate power move.

Because, honestly, if loving cats and choosing your own path makes you a childless cat lady, well, we’ll wear that title with pride. Pack up, head out, and let this bag do the talking—it's our favorite accessory for sending the patriarchy a clear (and sassy) message!

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• Orders are typically processed within 2-3 business days after purchase with the exception for custom products.

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