Welcome to the ultimate Housewife-inspired cocktail guide! Whether you’re gearing up for a girls’ night in or just want to sip something fabulous while channeling your favorite Real Housewives, we’ve got you covered. From Vicki Gunvalson’s legendary “Whooptini” to the refreshing “Jersey Shore Cocktail,” each drink is crafted to capture the essence of these iconic women. Get ready to shake, stir, and toast to all the unforgettable moments that keep us hooked on the drama. Let’s dive into these delicious recipes and bring a little Real Housewives flair to your next gathering! Cheers!
If you’re looking to channel your inner Real Housewife and sip something fabulous while getting ready, why not take a page from the iconic Dorinda Medley’s book with her signature “Pre-Dress Drink?”
Dorinda, ever the queen of witty one-liners, taught us the importance of kicking off the night with a strong cocktail before even slipping into your glam. Picture her, draped in a colorful Pucci dress, mixing up an extra-strength Mojito that perfectly captures her bold and unapologetic vibe.
If you're ready to party like you're in a luxe Miami mansion with the ladies of RHONY, here’s the recipe to help you channel that energy!
Introducing “The Jersey Shore Cocktail,” because nothing screams Real Housewives of New Jersey like a sun-soaked getaway down the Shore! As a proud Jersey girl myself, I’m repping this Pina Colada in true Garden State style. And let’s not forget—Teresa Giudice has made it crystal clear that pineapple is very good for your sex life. So, if you’re ready to channel your inner Dirty Jerz, grab your blender and whip up this frozen treat!
Introducing “The Whooptini,” inspired by none other than the ultimate Housewife drinker, the OG of the OC, Vicki Gunvalson. If you and your two besties are ready to channel your inner Tres Amigos, this is the cocktail for you! With a Whooptini in hand, you don’t need to head to Andales to Whoop it up—bring the party to your own backyard! Cheers to living it up, Vicki-style!
Introducing the “Getting Giggy with It” cocktail! In honor of the sweetest and most stylish pup in California, we’ve crafted a Giggy-inspired drink featuring none other than Lisa Vanderpump Rosé. So slip into your matching velour sweatsuit and get ready to mix up this fabulous “Getting Giggy With It Rosé Cocktail”! Cheers to living the glamorous life, pup style!
Introducing the “You Smell Like Grapefruit” cocktail—because, yes, this one is about Tom. Remember that cringey moment when Tom decided to get flirty at his yacht engagement party by telling Ramona she “smells like grapefruit?” In honor of that infamous line, we’re shaking things up with my take on a Ramona-inspired Paloma.
So cheers to you, Luann—we’re pouring this one for you!
Get ready to sip on the “Bolo Mojito,” a cocktail inspired by the fabulous drama of The Real Housewives of Atlanta! This refreshing twist on the classic mojito pays homage to the unforgettable moments that have kept us glued to our screens. With its vibrant flavors and a hint of sweetness, the Bolo Mojito perfectly captures the essence of the ATL—lively, bold, and always a little bit spicy. Whether you’re reminiscing about epic reunions or just looking to add some Southern flair to your next gathering, this cocktail will have you feeling like you’re right there with the ladies.
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